Tuesday, 16 June 2015
Transformers: Age of Extinction - Michael Bay - 2014
Three years after the sporadically entertaining Dark of the Moon, Michael Bay returned with a fourth instalment of the robot action franchise that nobody cared about anymore. Abandoning for the first time all the human stars of the original trilogy (inevitable after Shia LeBeouf’s very public meltdown), Age of Extinction teams the Autobots up with Texan mechanic Chuck Yeager (Mark Wahlberg) for more long and repetitive action sequences linked together by a predictably convoluted plot that, four films in, no longer sustains audience interest. Wahlberg is a solid presence in the lead but his characterisation is perfunctory to say the least and after half an hour of tedious bickering between Chuck and his teenage daughter (Nicola Peltz in the obligatory ‘sexy legs’ role) he has little to do for the remaining two hours other than sulk about his daughter’s boyfriend and race to keep up with Optimus Prime as he dashes round the world trying to save the day. Again. Titus Welliver has some hilariously ridiculous lines as a government assassin tasked with hunting down Optimus and Stanley Tucci has fun playing megalomaniacal defence contractor Joshua Joyce – a close-up of Tucci using a straw is probably the funniest moment in the film – but other than them the human cast are instantly forgettable. These issues inevitably leave the emotional heavy-lifting to be done once again by the robotic characters but an early Autobot death has none of the shock factor of Ironhide’s demise in Dark of the Moon and as Optimus Prime gears up to once more rally his surviving troops for yet another last-ditch battle to save the world even he struggles to raise enthusiasm for a fight that we have all seen before. Megatron is also side-lined for a mid-film plot twist leaving villain duties to bounty hunting Transformer Lockdown, whose origins and purpose remain frustratingly unclear for anyone attempting to make sense of the plot, leaving him little to do but lurk menacingly in a giant black spaceship wherever our heroes head next. Come the final battle Bay does introduce fan favourites the dinobots (Transformers that turn into dinosaurs, because plot) giving us the undeniably thrilling sight of Optimus Prime riding a giant fire-breathing robot dinosaur waving a giant sword, but sadly the director fails to make any real use of them in the fighting and so the excitement rapidly wears off. Age of Extinction is not as offensively bad as some blockbusters and it certainly puts every penny of its vast budget on the screen but it is so relentlessly derivative and unimaginative in terms of story and action that it’s hard to see the appeal for anyone other than diehard fans.